1 Vanilla Special K granola bar
1 bag of airline peanuts
1 wrapper that luckily no longer contained gum
These stolen items were not just sitting around. They were in a purse and a computer bag. Zippers do not defeat the Whippet. Counters do not defeat the Whippet. Children's hands do not defeat the Whippet.
Who, me? I have no idea what you're talking about. Hey, is that a cookie?