Monday, November 29, 2010

Your Pillow Pet Will Not Successfully Serve as a Barf Bag

Lesson of the Day: If a little boy needs to vomit, doing so directly into a Pillow Pet will not contain the mess, as one might assume. Instead it will create highly pressurized vomit streams that will travel great distances, as well as spray back into face, eyes, and hair. This is not a desirable situation, particularly in a car.




It makes sense that, in "pet form," a Pillow Pet would not make a good barf bag. He lacks a good surface for catching spew. But what about a Pillow Pet in PILLOW form?


Nope.

"It's a pillow. It's a pet. It's a Pillow Pet!*"

*Pillow Pets are not vomit receptacles. Barf with care.    
                                                                              

8 comments:

  1. I would suggest that you invent something more appropriate, but then I realized that 'Vomit Pet' just doesn't have the same ring to it.

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  2. No, no, it doesn't. And the theme song would be all wrong. But creating a toy that is absorbent enough to soak up puke certainly would be cool, right? Your sick kid could hug it during the night, and when they can't make it to the potty to puke, they just use the toy. No mess in the bed or on the floor! I love this.... :)

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  3. But... Puke Pet sounds pretty cool! And If the Puke Pet was cupped rather than flat, maybe it could do a better job! It could be made from a rubbery substance, for easy cleaning. Hmm. Like a rubber bag with some fluff. Like an enema bag with a nice fluffy face! I'd buy one! Or 3!!

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  4. PUKE PET! Damn, I'd definitely buy two. Let's get on this! Maybe it could have a disposable vomit catching area for easy cleaning. Toss and replace...

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