I need to stop using this endless bag of cheap razors and invest in something that doesn't make me into shark bait every time I shave.
Also, why do body parts, taken out of context, look so weird? That's right above my heel, but I'm pretty sure what ups the weird ante is that I took this picture of it while I balanced my foot on the handle of my stove. Isn't that how everyone takes pictures of the bloody backs of their feet?
What were we talking about again?