And now, here is The Girl's snowman:
Note the pleasantly shaped eyes, round head, and knowing smile. This snowman just made cookies for you and maybe picked up the ingredients to your favorite meal to make for dinner. She does not look like she's about to commit a felony.
I've decided that these two snowmen look like potential before and after photos. Here are some possibilities:
Nazis before opening the ark
Nazis after opening the ark*
Me up late at night
Me getting up early in the morning
Me dropping me kids off at their Sunday School classes***
Me trying to pay attention to the sermon
Harvey Dent pre-accident
Harvey Dent post-accident**
Cleaning up normal stuff
Cleaning up vomit (I have a lot of experience with this)
My son asking for something for the 1,725th time
("Maybe this time she'll say yes!")
My son when I say no again
Me in a bad mood
Me in a good mood
I need more sleep, or new make-up, or something.
* This obscure Raiders of the Lost Ark reference is courtesy of Husband and is a replacement for my own funnier, yet horribly inappropriate, deleted caption. (Have no idea what this refers to? Click here, and prepare for grossness.)
**This nerdy Batman reference is also courtesy of Husband. (Click here to see a not-too-graphic illustration of Harvey Dent, AKA Two Face.)
***The second "me" was a typo but I decided to leave it in because pirate-speak makes it even more funny. Do your best pirate impression... you'll see!