The Girl: What's that place?
Me: Uhhh, what place?
(Come on, light!)
The Girl: That place, right there. With the king and queen on it.
Me: It's called The Todd.
(Please don't ask me what the store sells. Please, please, please! What am I going to say if she asks me? I don't lie to the kids, but what's an honest answer that's developmentally appropriate? Think fast, THINK FAST!)
The Girl: Wh...
(OH CRAP, OH CRAP, OH CRAP!)
The Girl: Why does it have that king and queen on the wall?
Me: I don't know.
(Thank goodness this traffic is starting to move.)
The Girl: That queen's boobs are really big.
Me: Yeah, I guess so.
The Girl: Her arms are crossed and they are, like, spilling all over them.
Me: Uh huh.
(Where is this going?)
The Girl: I'm almost done with my nuggets.
(THANK YOU, GOD!)