A conversation between The Boy, who is seven, and Husband, who shared this story with me.
Husband: It's time to go to church, kids. Head to the car.
Boy: Let's not go! (Said while sitting in the car.)
Husband: No, we need to go to church. (Said while buckling The Girl in the car.)
Boy: We don't NEED to go to church. It's not one of our BASIC NEEDS.
Me: (Upon hearing this story.) HA! What did you say?
Husband: I shut the car door before I laughed.
Husband: He's WAY too smart for us.