A conversation at Dunkin’ Donuts

Girl: There’s a hair on my straw.

Me: It’s probably yours. Let me see.

Boy: Yeah, it’s probably yours. A butt hair. Get it? A BUTT HAIR!

Girl: [With her nose wrinkled in disgust] I don’t have hair on my butt!

Me: OK, let’s stop this conversation right here. People are eating.

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