Today my son came in the bathroom to blow his nose. Instead of walking 10 feet to the toilet paper, he stopped two feet into the bathroom and BLEW HIS NOSE ON HIS OWN BATH TOWEL. I was stunned.
Me: DUDE! You have to DRY yourself with that towel. Now there's going to be snot all over it!
Boy: I don't care.
Me: Use some toilet paper.
I hand him toilet paper.
Boy: Fine. Hey, my nose is even bleeding now. HA! Look at my towel! HA! Look at my FACE!
I'm strongly reconsidering that whole gifted diagnosis.
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