I was informed today by a two-and-a-half-year-old that Jesus dines on Pizza, chicken, and Dino Nuggets.* I love the Creationist conundrum that the Dino Nuggets pose. Also, notice that nobody makes Jesus eat his broccoli. Lucky guy.
*If you don't have young kids, you may not know that Dino Nuggets are dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets. You probably couldn't have guessed it from the context either, right?