The other day I had nothing to read and I wanted to soak in a bath. Husband was going to the store, so I asked him to get me a trashy magazine like Cosmo.
Husband: I got you a Cosmo like you asked.
Me: Great, thanks.
Husband: It has Nicki Minaj on the cover. I'm guessing it's filled with her sex tips. Let me know what they are.
Me: If they are Nicki Minaj's sex tips, I'm pretty sure you don't want to know them.
Husband: That's probably true.
After leafing through the issue, I've come to realize that I've outgrown Cosmo, and also that it's basically soft-core porn that you can buy in the grocery store.
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