While out of town recently, I stayed in a hotel full of Pentecostals going to a convention. They dressed up every day, making me often the only one in the lobby wearing jeans. One day they came back and many of them had fancy up-dos. This particular woman came in and sat down with what can only be described as a rat's nest with a bow in it, and I kid you not, a guy said, "Oh, I love your hair!"
After I recovered from my astonishment, I immediately started calculating whether I could get a picture of this woman for this blog. I figured that any shutter sound would be my downfall, since these people were devoutly religious but not stupid technophobes. With some experimenting, I determined that if I turned the volume down on my phone, it did not click. Excellent!
So, I held my phone up and pretended to closely examine some phantom text. I took this picture and continued to look at it for another minute to mask any suspicions. There were none. So now I give you this: