Me: Boy, you're finished with your cookie already. Would you like another one?
Boy (while playing the Wii): No.
Me: So are you full then?
Boy: No. I need more to eat.
Me: Well, what do you want then? There isn't much time before bed. Do you want goldfish or something?
Boy: No, I want a cookie.
Me: DUDE! How did this conversation start?
Boy: I don't know.
Me: WITH ME ASKING YOU IF YOU WANTED A COOKIE! Then you said "no," and I asked you want you wanted instead, and now we're back here again! Do you really want a cookie?
Boy: YES I want a cookie!
Me: [Sigh] Fine.
*50 awesome points to the first person who can tell me what obscure song that's from.
(Is this really free? Wild!------------------->)