Sunday, February 20, 2011

What happened here?

This bathroom was perfectly clean. Then, two small people went in for their consecutive baths and the room looked like this:

The Girl's clothes are in the purple pile in front of the tub. The Boy's clothes and towel are by the toilet.

After seeing this scene, I can only imagine what might have happened. Perhaps the two children spontaneously combusted, leaving only their clothes behind. Probably not, since the smoke detector didn't go off and nothing was singed. Still, it's a possibility. I'll have to do some research.

The most likely scenario, I think, must be an alien invasion. The mother ship flew over my house and transported the children aboard, sans clothes. Because certainly no one would thread his or her way through this clothes-mine to exit a bathroom without picking up the clothes, right? Right???

Right. Damn kids.

(The Girl loves Laurie Berkner. You should buy some Laurie Berkner stuff. 


  1. If you have a boy............then consider yourself lucky if there was no urine on the toilet seat.

  2. I have a boy and there usually is. In fact, it pools down below the toilet where those bolt thingos are. I learned that one day when trying to discover the source of the urine smell in my otherwise clean bathroom.

    Lovely. :)

  3. I have an adult male human that like to leave similar clothes pile strewn in the family room across the love seat or on the floor anywhere in proximity of the loveseat. Never mind that he has his own personal dirty clothes hamper. If I moved the loveseat and placed the clothes hamper EXACTLY where the loveseat is, the clothes pile would suddenly accumulate somewhere else - I experienced this phenomenon in the bedroom already.

  4. So what you're saying is, they aren't growing out of this, are they?