Boy: What is that?
Me: A bagel with goat cheese.
Boy: Can I try it?
Me: Sure.
I broke off a small piece.
Me: Here you go.
Boy [chewing]: Ugh! Oh! UHHHH!!!
Me: You can go spit it out in the trash if you want.
Boy [running over to trash and spitting]: You LIKE this????
Me: Well, you kind of get used to it.
Boy: Wow.
He later deemed the bagel tasty enough, but requested it with peanut butter rather than goat cheese. I can't say I blame him.
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