This ought to be fun!

So tomorrow someone's going to inject my painful bladder full of medicine, which is most likely going to hurt like a son of a bitch, with the idea that eventually I won't have any pain at all. And I'm going to do this at least six times over the coming weeks. This plan is either brilliant or ridiculously stupid. I'll let you know when I figure out which.

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If some stranger has to deal with your pee...

...the least you can do is put a smiley face on the urine sample cup. 

I took this picture for you BEFORE I filled this with pee. You're welcome. 

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My husband worked overnight last night...

...and I'm pretty sure I've said "SHHH!" over 200 times in the first two hours of this day. Also, I have a headache.

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If it weren't for McDonald's discount Happy Meals on Tuesdays and Thursdays...

...I might never know what day it is.

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Found this on my door this morning...

I found this Merry Maids advertisement hanging on my door this morning and now I'm afraid that someone has x-ray vision.

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What I have learned from this website...

Celebs With No Eyebrows:
'via Blog this'

...is that eyebrows are a very important part of looking human. Also, you can find the strangest things on the internet.



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This is the nicest public restroom I've ever seen.

And I've seen A LOT of public restrooms. Yesterday while running a few errands for two hours I had to pee in my son's occupational therapist's office (that one's nice too) and the one in Best Buy (where no one seems to know how to flush the toilet). This one in my health food store is for sure the fanciest I've ever found in a retail establishment.

You should have seen me backing out into the store in order to take this picture. Thankfully, no one was around or I would have felt the need to explain. "I really like this bathroom...." Yeah, that's not strange.

Maybe I'll start taking pictures of every public bathroom I visit. I could make a coffee table book of bathrooms and start profiting off my bladder disease. It might work, right?

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Clothing choice gone wrong

A few weeks ago, I walked through the parking lot of Target behind a woman with an exceptionally large behind. Now, the size of her behind, though exceptional, was not worth blogging about. Many people have ample behinds, and no one cares. But how she adorned it, now THAT had me wishing I could get out my camera.

First of all, she had elected to wear white pants that appeared to be a second skin. Now, I don't even own white skintight pants, but if I did, I think I would wear them with a long shirt that covered my behind. But let's give this woman the benefit of the doubt. Let's say that maybe these are her most comfy pair of pants, and maybe she doesn't own a long shirt. I'll let all of that go. But here's the kicker:

She was wearing a leopard print thong underneath.

I don't care who you are, you've got more than one pair of undies. And even if the thong is the only clean pair, in this situation, you either choose the white pants or you wear the thong. Under no circumstances is it OK to wear essentially see-through pants and very obvious underwear. I realize that I am horribly unfashionable, but even I know this. It is like a clothing LAW.

I tried my hardest to draw this phenomenon for you, but I failed miserably. Fortunately, Google was my friend and I discovered this blog entry. The first photo gives you the idea, but you have to imagine the leopard print on the thong. Enjoy!

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This is how much I love you all

I'm sharing this song with you because I care.

You're welcome.