Apparently if you dye your hair every two months, you are entirely screwed. And if you dye your hair every "Oh my gosh, look at my roots! Let's see if I can get the kids in bed and then get the dye on my hair to sit while I clean house naked because that dye stains the hell out of your clothes and now I have a perfectly good pair of undies with a completely unacceptable brown stain but wait you're not supposed to wash your first but if I don't I'll go around all day looking like a total greaseball so I had better just do it anyway," well, then you should just give it up now. Grey hair is considered distinguished, right?
