Tuesday, May 22, 2012

A talent nobody really wants

Girl: Mom! Mom! I am SOOOOO talented!

Me: Oh yeah? Why is that?

Girl: I just peed like a boy!

Me: What?

Girl: I just peed like a boy! I put the toilet seat up and walked up to it and leaned like this [she demonstrates] and I peed standing up!

Me: Wow. You probably shouldn't try that again.

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  1. Wow, now that's a skill that's going to come in handy for her later in life. The number of times the line for the ladies has been hellishly long, and there's been a convenient tree nearby ...

  2. Probably better than The Boy's aim, actually. It's quite impressive.

  3. When we got a dog a few years ago it wouldn't lift its leg to pee, so my brother spent an entire summer following it around the backyard and lifting its leg at appropriate moments to teach it how. Except that the dog thought it was ALWAYS the left leg, even if the right leg was more appropriate. It was pretty funny to watch.

    1. I'm surprised it learned that way, that's pretty amazing!