Me: Boy, you're finished with your cookie already. Would you like another one?
Boy (while playing the Wii): No.
Me: So are you full then?
Boy: No. I need more to eat.
Me: Well, what do you want then? There isn't much time before bed. Do you want goldfish or something?
Boy: No, I want a cookie.
Me: DUDE! How did this conversation start?
Boy: I don't know.
Me: WITH ME ASKING YOU IF YOU WANTED A COOKIE! Then you said "no," and I asked you want you wanted instead, and now we're back here again! Do you really want a cookie?
Boy: YES I want a cookie!
Me: [Sigh] Fine.
*50 awesome points to the first person who can tell me what obscure song that's from.
(Is this really free? Wild!------------------->)
I so don't get the points but I have those conversations everyday...upsetting.
ReplyDeleteI've decided to laugh at them. Otherwise I'd go crazy!
ReplyDelete"DUDE! how did this conversation start?" hahaha. Hilarious
ReplyDeleteIt's the Wii...it's draining his soul...take it away...fast!
ReplyDeleteCloud on my tounge (T. Amos)
ReplyDeleteTHANK YOU!!!!! But you're anonymous, so how do I award you the awesome?
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