Today at my new physical therapist's office, I had to sign a waiver that explained that a variety of treatments may be used to help reduce the painful flare-ups of Interstitial Cystitis, including vaginal weights. That's right; vaginal weights. It's so awesome to have a bladder disease.
Soon I'll be able to crush you with my strengthened lady parts. You should start running now.
Don't know about Interstitial Cystitis? Read "I fail at peeing"
(This disease sucks giant donkey butt--------->)
Wow...weightlifting lady parts. Pretty sure the hubs won't mind being a spotter.
ReplyDeleteHA!!!!! That's hilarious! Thanks :)
ReplyDeleteUmmmmm, where can I get some of these vaginal weights?
ReplyDeleteI'll let you know when I find out!
ReplyDeleteBrenna, you are too funny. This post made me laugh. I am sorry about your interstitial cystitis. It does give you good material....(not really much of a silver lining, huh?)
ReplyDeleteI'm so glad that I made you laugh! I find material everywhere... :)
ReplyDeleteHow in the hell does that work?!? You know what...I don't want to know. But if it's anything like lifting weights off the ground with chains that are connected to your nipple piercings, I'm afraid. I've seen that on TV and it's something you can't unsee.
ReplyDeleteLordy, Mads. I hope not!
ReplyDeleteI'm scared to Google vaginal weights.
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