We're in a lot of trouble here

A conversation between The Boy, who is seven, and Husband, who shared this story with me.

Husband: It's time to go to church, kids. Head to the car.

Boy: Let's not go! (Said while sitting in the car.)

Husband: No, we need to go to church. (Said while buckling The Girl in the car.)

Boy: We don't NEED to go to church. It's not one of our BASIC NEEDS.

Me: (Upon hearing this story.) HA! What did you say?

Husband: I shut the car door before I laughed.

Me: Geez.

Husband: He's WAY too smart for us.